Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Loser Alert: Extreme




This is Matteo.

He always cock blocks me and laughs at me when I get hurt.

He made out with the girl I love just because he could.

At night, he masterbates even if I'm asleep in the same room.

In the summer he goes out and cuts down as many trees as possible so that baby birds don't have a home.

His favourite food is veal just because he knows its from a deprived baby and laughs the whole time he eats it.
One time he broke my door down just because he knew I didn't have any money to fix it...




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